| NEW COMIC FOR SALE 
					    Comic Updated September 22, 2008
					     
					    And by new, I technically mean 'really old.' It's
					    "The Assassination of Captain Manly," and the ONLY place you're gonna see
					    it is in the E-comic Shop, because it's REALLY old and REALLY ugly. Pretty
					    funny, though, if you're forgiving otherwise.
					     
					    And today also brings us the exciting conclusion
					    of "Sights for Sore Isotopes!" Woo! Which, incidentally, is ALSO available
					    in the E-Comic shop, for those who wanna read the GOOD version. Constant
					    squeezin' of the regulars, that's what keeps the fires burning here at
					    Spookingtons! We appreciate your support.
					     
					    In other news, my good friend Caroline turns TWENTY,
					    today! Those quick with a figure will realize that means she she was
					    born ten years and ten days after me -- way to stall, there,
					    slowpoke!
					     
					    All right, gotta get me to class. New comic begins
					    wednesday, in the meanwhile, be sure to experience "The Assassination of
					    Captain Manly" in the...
					     
					    E-Comic Store Here!
					     
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