E3,
WEAK!
Comic Updated July 16,
2008
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Wednesday, July 16,
2008
Did I say I was excited about
the E3 publisher press conferences? Bad call, I'm sorry. They sucked! The
Microsoft brings you Miis! Nintendo lets you turn your DS into a PDA that
isn't designed to be a PDA, and is thus more-difficult to use! Sony... doesn't
really bring you anything.
I can't help feeling that these
conferences would have a lot more meat if they allowed heckling during the
pressers.
Animal Crossing Wii -- or, Animal
Crossing: City Folks -- HAS, in fact, been announced, and shown off to a
small degree! And it... well, it looks like a high-res Animal Crossing: Wild
World. New additions include voice chat and a tiny city hub where you can
visit a few shops, most of them simply being versions of older shops and/or
visitors from the previous games. There'll be new details emerging today,
so I'll reserve judgement and merely say -- THERE HAD BETTER BE. This
thing's been on the drawing board for at LEAST four years; one would EXPECT
they'd have done a lot more with the concept.
Seriously, Nintendo. I don't expect
FLASH from an AC game, but I DO expect NEW. Especially considering that AC
was what amounted to Nintendo's big offering for the core gamers, this E3
(niether Mario nor Zelda were in attendance), this showing has completely
failed to R0XX0R5 my S0XX0R5.
Don't get me wrong, I'm still
gonna get it, but, dang, Nintendo. DANG. It may be time for another outfit
(without prior branding -- I'm looking at you, MySims) to throw their hat
in the goal-less town simulator ring.
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Monday, July 14,
2008
All right, so the show's not what
it used to be -- I'm STILL excited about E3. I miss the media circus, the
carnival atmosphere, publishers cramming entire transplanted European castles
into their booths on the show floor, but that was all window dressing. The
REAL E3, for me, happens before E3 officially begins -- the publisher press
conferences. Everything that happens afterwards is just gliding on their
jetstream.
In particular, I'm looking forward
to the first details on Animal Crossing Wii. Yes, I KNOW there are games
with shooty blood people coming out, I haven't turned my back on them. You
gotta understand, though, Animal Crossing for Gamecube was the game that
broke me offa G.T.A.: San Andreas. That took some doing.
What am I hoping for, this sequel?
Lots, honestly -- I hope you can do more than six things in your town proper,
this go around. I hope those more than six things are more interesting,
individually, than being able to water flowers or fire a slingshot that can
only shoot things that are directly above you. I DEFINITELY hope they brought
back the real holidays, or I'll be sorely put out.
I'd like for the NES games to
be put back in, though that's a longshot, financially, given Nintendo's new
grasping, squeezing retro game policies. A guy on IGN had a good idea regarding
that -- skip the NES stuff, make old Game Boy games unlockable, instead.
It's not like they're making any cash off of 'em, otherwise. And if Nintendo
ever gave a poop about targeting its Western audience, it mighta
listened.
Wifi, I think needless to say,
is going to be a big part of this iteration. And bully for it -- that was
definitely the big saving grace for AC: Wild World, after they cut all of
the cool stuff out. Still, it needed serious improvement. Friend codes suck,
of course, but they're a one-time hassle, and it's not like you can talk
sense to Nintendo on 'em, anyway. Still, there needs to be a way to MEET
new people in AC, online -- monitored lobby towns, for instance, or even
an adults channel (if they could come up with a term less-oozing with
suggestiveness than 'adults,' of course. The people looking for a nice, clean
game will be put off, the people looking for hot 'n' spicy Animal Crossing
roleplay will be sorely disappointed).
Other big thing about wifi they
need to fix -- the actions aren't one-to-one when you have a guest over,
which really screws up one's ability to set up custom gaming experiences.
That is, if I whack you with a net in my town, you may or may not see it
happening in yours. That's a MAJOR blow to those people hoping for a decent
deathmatch.
Anyways, the conferences start
around noon, Eastern time, and there'll be news a-plenty a-flowing then!
(there BETTER be, after the disappointing display at LAST year's E3). Enjoy
the comic!
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